Ok, I need to spout off a lil bit.

Why in the fukk is it that on every site I have, i.e., Yahoo, Myspace, Tangowire, Black Planet…………I have some very nice pictures of myself posted, and the first time I get an email from some dude, they want me to send them more pictures, or send them a “good picture” or send them a “hot picture."

What.in.the.hell - UGH

When I go to their damn page, they ain’t got (dis be my ebonics) a gotdamn picture posted, not one….or maybe it is a picture of their friend’s hot ride or some dumb picture of Beyonce or some shit, and be all pissed off when I tell them hell naw!!

I don’t do the nekked shots, nor do I have my ass or belly hanging out. The most daring picture of me would be a sexy shot of my top, semi-open, (like the one on my Blogger profile) and that’s pushing it.

If you want to see what I got, meet me……..be a gentleman, be nice, be cute, be clean, have some teeth, have a job, (all the basics) and be somebody that I might consider showing my stuff to, and even then you can’t have a picture of it.